you're my guiding lightning strike

IMPORTANT PAGES: who am i?    

shorelle:

This is elvish-elvis' fault for making the Han Yolo comment in a previous post. SORRY NOT SORRY ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

(via captainraspberry)

Source: shorelle.deviantart.com

(via pleatedjeans)

Source: tinarannosaurus

Text

This section presents a simple language for drawing pictures that illustrates the power of God

Source: kingjamesprogramming

Text

agirlinasweater:

brunetteinaunionjack:

queerinius:

heavymedal:

you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.

what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos

then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

(via punblr)

Source: tinykahuna-archive

Text

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

headless-hat:

jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

image

That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

image

(via novavapor)

Source: justdrinktea

Text

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

Source: cknd

Text

mspgay:

there are so many colors that start with b

  • black
  • brown
  • blue
  • bronze
  • byellow
  • bpurple
  • bread

Source: mspgay

Text

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

what the fuck does it want now
image

(via thedailylaughs)

Source: metalhearted

Text

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

image

(via pizza)

Source: sextronautt

surprisebitch:

NO WAY

surprisebitch:

NO WAY

(via pleatedjeans)

Source: gucciballs