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The worst thing ever written

FINALLY! My Immortal gets the mainstream exposure it deserves.

…or something.

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The world is so dangerous these days that NORAD’s Santa Tracker website now features fighter jets with missiles on them. Because Santa needs protection from those Amazon drones that threaten his business.

This is amazing.

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The world is so dangerous these days that NORAD’s Santa Tracker website now features fighter jets with missiles on them. Because Santa needs protection from those Amazon drones that threaten his business.

This is amazing.

Source: bostonglobe.com

heichous-kouhai:

thelifeandtimesofdestiel:

the-eleventh-blog:

empressfalalalala:

jaygabler:

I had to Google this. Worth it.

good lord there are nine fics about this commercial on AO3



FOLGERCEST IS BACK.

OMFG THIS SITE

My love for Tumblr is like a truck.

heichous-kouhai:

thelifeandtimesofdestiel:

the-eleventh-blog:

empressfalalalala:

jaygabler:

I had to Google this. Worth it.

good lord there are nine fics about this commercial on AO3

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FOLGERCEST IS BACK.

OMFG THIS SITE

My love for Tumblr is like a truck.

(via ogdoad)

Source: jaygabler

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techcrunch:

FoxNews.com seemingly hacked (or someone just screwed up big time)
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

STUFF YO

I can’t even.

shortformblog:

techcrunch:

FoxNews.com seemingly hacked (or someone just screwed up big time)

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

STUFF YO

I can’t even.

Source: techcrunch

https://twitter.com/JamieDMJ/status/388955552912769024
From @JamieDMJ on Twitter: “Cadbury wrote back to me about my recent job application. pic.twitter.com/qOZQNRDQnQ”
Reposting on Tumblr because this is genius.

https://twitter.com/JamieDMJ/status/388955552912769024

From @JamieDMJ on Twitter: “Cadbury wrote back to me about my recent job application.

Reposting on Tumblr because this is genius.

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literallyunbelievable:

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oh god my side

Source: The Onion

iPhone 5S: Thieves may mutilate owners in bid to gain access to fingerprint-reading handsets, expert warns

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bestrooftalkever:

lol experts!

Experts: Let’s see how we can scare people today.

Or they might just, you know, reset them. That seems like it would involve much less violence.

Source: bestrooftalkever

Tumblr Staff: News!

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…

The sign-off there gives me hope.

Source: staff

thesochillnetwork:

The day graphic design died

oh god i’m dying

thesochillnetwork:

The day graphic design died

oh god i’m dying

(via adrenrocker)

Source: thesochillnetwork

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latimes:

To be or not to be (at the office) 
High-profile Yahoo Inc. CEO Marissa Mayer may have spent her goodwill in declaring that employees may no longer work from home. The reason? As explained by Yahoo Human Resources Chief Jackie Reses in a memo sent to employees: 

“To become the absolute best place to work, communication and collaboration will be important, so we need to be working side-by-side. That is why it is critical that we are all present in our offices.”

Mayer’s black-and-white policy has particularly offended working mothers, a group that Mayer herself just joined - and has compensated for by using her vast personal wealth to build a nursery next to her office.

Many view telecommuting as the only way time-crunched women can care for young children and advance their careers without the pay, privilege or perks that come with being the chief executive of a Fortune 500 company.

Read more on the growing backlash here.

Thoughts on this issue? Think this flies against recent logic on the matter?

As Yahoo proves even more than before that it’s a back-asswards relic of a bygone era.

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latimes:

To be or not to be (at the office)

High-profile Yahoo Inc. CEO Marissa Mayer may have spent her goodwill in declaring that employees may no longer work from home. The reason? As explained by Yahoo Human Resources Chief Jackie Reses in a memo sent to employees:

“To become the absolute best place to work, communication and collaboration will be important, so we need to be working side-by-side. That is why it is critical that we are all present in our offices.”

Mayer’s black-and-white policy has particularly offended working mothers, a group that Mayer herself just joined - and has compensated for by using her vast personal wealth to build a nursery next to her office.

Many view telecommuting as the only way time-crunched women can care for young children and advance their careers without the pay, privilege or perks that come with being the chief executive of a Fortune 500 company.

Read more on the growing backlash here.

Thoughts on this issue? Think this flies against recent logic on the matter?

As Yahoo proves even more than before that it’s a back-asswards relic of a bygone era.

Source: Los Angeles Times